Topic: funniest/dumbest rap lyrics
- Jul 12, 2009 07:43pm by controll
First time poster, long time observer
Thought I'd start a new thread about dumb and/or funny rap lyrics.
I'll start with a Chingy lyric
I like em black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian
- Jul 15, 2009 12:01am by Fur1ous - "She said, 'who the fuck died and made you God?' I said, Jesus"
"I tell you what, you might got more cash than me/but you aint got the skills to eat a nigga's ass like me" - Canibus
I think i'll concede that i lack the ass eating skills he describes 🙂
- Jul 15, 2009 12:31am by jayBird
anything by noreaga
- Jul 30, 2009 09:12am by dirge
A man's job's a handjob/your job's a blowjob. -Paul Barman
LOL!
-Vrt
- Aug 13, 2009 12:52pm by LouRip - "Im not supposed to be here, Im just not!!"
www.myspace.com/louisrip
www.myspace.com/bluezbrothaz
www.myspace.com/soulservers
www.myspace.com/ukuepto
soulservers/bluezbrothaz/big me,bigger us/d-list wreckordz
"whats next, whats next, Whats n-x-e-t-"
Warren G-
Im sure Dan Quail could appreciate this, but even in its briefness, thats hands down the worst line of all time.
- Aug 17, 2009 01:33pm by JohnnyQuest
"I'm gonna get you sucka, like Damon Wayans"
He's not in the movie. Oops.
- Aug 17, 2009 07:38pm by swayzorbladez - www.myspace.com/swayzorspitsbladez
"on the dance floor im the man
2 step cool like winter fresh
i sag not to show my ass but
kiss it girl yea lick it off"
The Pack - In my car
this guy doesn't rhyme ONCE in his verse
i dunno if he deserves props or a slap in the face
- Aug 18, 2009 04:21am by AceFadal - [b:353f9d151d]k[/b:353f9d151d]inestheti[b:353f9d151d]C[/b:353f9d151d]~means To learn by doing
www.dipity.com/acefadal
WE ARE, Kansas City is [b:353f9d151d]k[/b:353f9d151d]inestheti[b:353f9d151d]C[/b:353f9d151d]!
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"We eat fish, toss salads, and make rap ballads"..... Ghostface on IronMan.
Coulda have easily said "we cook fish, and eat salads, blahzay... oh well. Anyway, that niggas gay.
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